05/24/2021 6:45PM By Jan Miller @janecdotes MARYVILLE, IL — 77 year-old Anita Whitehall of Maryville was united in marriage with William-Robert “Billy-Bob” Ankerson, 82, of Maryville, on Saturday May 22nd, 2021 at the home of Whitehall’s eldest daughter, Rebecca Smith, 56, in St Louis. Pastor Clarence Page officiated. The Bride…

5/14/2021 8:29PM By Jan Miller @janecdotes HAYDEN, ID — Wham, bam, thank you MA’AM! Newly formed organization, Mascots Against Anti-Maskers (MA’AM), went on strike this week, protesting the leniency toward mask wearing at college sporting events. Geoffrey Goldbug, chicken mascot for the Little Idaho College Women’s Basketball Team (the Chicks)…

4/22/2021 6:52AM By Jan Miller @janecdotes BOULDER, CO — Earth has been taking the heat lately — not just from global climate change — but also from irritated parents who claim Earth has been overly critical of their children. In a recent public appearance, Earth encouraged the students of Conservation…

4/10/2021 3:06PM By Jan Miller @janecdotes WASHINGTON, DC — Top investigative agents have agreed that the process of looking into cases of sexual misconduct one politician at a time has been a “waste of time” and “slowing progress” for actual change in the United States. A growing number of private…

4/5/2021 6:48PM By Jan Miller @janecdotes BLOOMINGTON, IN — Nearly $1 Billion was spent on a recent study in the United States looking into the problem of poverty across the country. Funded by Jeff Bezos, Donald Trump, and two other anonymous donors, researchers were hoping to prove the popular theory…

3/27/21 8:16PM By Jan Miller @janecdotes BOZEMAN, MT — Sources confirmed Saturday that local Bernie supporter, Ericka Harper, discovered late Friday night that the man she hooked up with Friday evening voted for Kanye West. “It’s truly an outrage,” said Ericka’s friend who requested to remain anonymous. “Ericka has been…

Trust us, now is the time for you to break up with them before they break up with you. by Jan Miller and Matt Struck We all knew that feeling in our pre-covid lives when our crush wasn’t exactly crushing back. Dating has never been easy, let alone in a…